Avengers: Nebula (You all know she deserves to kill him)
Avengers: Crying and depressed superheros
Avengers: Thank god for Scott Lang
Avengers: Hawkeye spotted
Avengers: for real, fuck Grimace
Avengers: Contracts’ end
Avengers: help us, Carol Danvers and 90s technology, you’re our only hope
Avengers: Clint goes goth
Avengers: Hot Tub Time Machine
Avengers: just at the moment I think I’ve successfully emotionally detached from this hell they give me Tony, hopeless and dying in his sexy tanktop with the battered remains of his helmet sitting there as a metaphor for EVERYTHING, and I’m an emotional mess again
People who have never seen Lake Superior do not often understand how deadly and terrifying it can be. I’ve been asked many times if there is a monster legend associated with the lake, because I am an American highway legend specialist and Scottish folklorist.
There are a few legends associate with the lake. For example, there is an old Anishinaabe legend that there is a sturgeon in Lake Superior that can swallow an entire city.
However, when I have been asked this question, I often respond:
The lake is the monster.
There are old sailor’s superstitions still current among sailors and residents of the towns around the lake. I learned many of them while working on the water one summer and gaining a newfound respect for Lake Superior’s incredible power. There is a sense among the people there that the lake itself is sentient.
One example of the lake’s power is a phenomenon called The Three Sisters. This is when three rogue waves form and wash across a ship so quickly that the water does not have time to clear the decks. Many shipwrecks have been caused by The Three Sisters, most notably the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. The ship was found at the bottom of the lake split in half, and it is thought that The Three Sisters were responsible for its sinking.
Lake Superior is also so cold that it doesn’t allow the bacterial growth necessary for dead bodies to rise to the surface. The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead, as the old legend goes. There are many shipwrecks where the bodies are still there, almost perfectly intact despite having been down there for years.
The lake is a force of nature on its own, and as one explorer said, the most dangerous piece of water in the world.
Sorry to be a bummer, but I really don’t think we can read into this. I think we’ve seen what the creators of this movie think about Loki, and it’s not much. I also just don’t think any of them are that smart. Infinity War‘s plot hole problem is worse than New Jersey’s pothole problem, and the latter destroyed the undercarriage of my car.
“There’s a reason Loki is the only real recurring villain in the Marvel movies—he’s just that magnetic on screen and has more than enough layers to keep you coming back for more. While Thanos was all prelude, Loki sat comfortably atop the throne. He’s evil out of lifelong insecurities; charismatic while still posing a real threat. He electrifies every scene he’s in, even before he showed his hand in the first Thor; he is the main draw of the first two Thor solos, and 2012’s The Avengers. Essentially, Loki is the anchor of Marvel’s Phase 1 but by Phase 3 he was its twisted heart.”