OK, so apparently people who have blocked you can reblog your posts… but this is really annoying because someone added something on a reblog and I can only read the first two lines of it. (Which, by the way, is really fucking cowardly. It’s like throwing a punch at someone whose hands are tied so they can’t hit back.)
So could someone who’s seen my post bitching about the obnoxious “Taika understands Norse paganism, Whedon is a Christian fascist” post going around please tell me what obaewankenobae added to it? @ms-cellanies? @lokiloveforever?
I know this might come as news to some people, but not all comments criticizing the artistic creations of a person of color are racist. Or even “borderline racist.”
Also, maybe get clear on what someone’s talking about before calling them racist… just a suggestion.
Though I guess if anyone on Tumblr ever took that suggestion, that would wipe out about half the discourse on Tumblr.
OK, so apparently people who have blocked you can reblog your posts… but this is really annoying because someone added something on a reblog and I can only read the first two lines of it. (Which, by the way, is really fucking cowardly. It’s like throwing a punch at someone whose hands are tied so they can’t hit back.)
So could someone who’s seen my post bitching about the obnoxious “Taika understands Norse paganism, Whedon is a Christian fascist” post going around please tell me what obaewankenobae added to it? @ms-cellanies? @lokiloveforever?
I usually say very little when it comes to things like this, but come on, Hemsworth! This is so unprofessional. He literally calls it “meh”
I’m just so mindblown that he would do that. Like I can have respect for him not caring for it. Every actor probably has a piece of work that they regret, but to go out and trash it. Why is that necessary??
Hiddleston doesn’t trash Ragnorak despite having every reason to.
Hemsworth has to right to speak down about this film
He almost sounds like he has no idea what he’s talking about. I would take TDW over Ragnarok any day. In my personal opinion the worst movie is Ragnarok, because it’s essentially just him wandering around a set in a costume being him. At least before it felt like a movie instead of some weird skit that just felt fake and plastic and… bad. I honestly can’t believe that the cinematic industry is devolving this much to call Ragnarok good moviemaking and TDW bad moviemaking.
I’ve seen bad movies. I actually just watched three of them on netflix today, and TDW in no way compares to them. This is just sad, the only reason he’s saying TDW is bad is because that’s what other people are saying, and the only reason he’s saying Ragnarok is good is because that’s what the majority is screaming. If it was the other way, his tune would be sounding way different.
He’s just really, really lucky people seem to now have no concept of what makes good movies and what makes bad movies.
I think the reason he’s saying TDW was bad is because he was “bored” of actually trying to act in dramatic roles instead of just dicking around in expensive costumes on expensive sets with expensive visual effects to distract from his non-acting.
And TDW may have been a classic archetype of masculinity, but I’ll definitely take that over the frat boy pseudo-humor we get from every Seth MacFarlane movie and “Thor: Ragnarok.” It was not progressive. It was not deflating the guy who’s trying to act cool, the way everyone who says it’s a distinctively Maori kind of humor claims it is – unless the “guy trying to act cool” is Loki, because it definitely put *him* in his place. Thor took a couple of pratfalls, but otherwise succeeded at everything he did, or if he didn’t it was always someone else’s fault. So Thor came out looking fine… unless we were actually *supposed* to perceive his behavior as deeply unpleasant, which I very much doubt. I thought the point of this (purported) Maori style of humor was to make your “cool” hero look foolish or incompetent, not like a narcissistic bully.
today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet.
he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years.
Icon.
don’t forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him
Hey quick question what the fuck
the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is
victor hugo has been dead for 133 slutty, slutty years
I actually went outside today and walked around and talked to other humans (not much) and it tired me out so much I just came home and ate dinner and watched “Brooklyn Nine-Nine” for 3 hours.
I have a problem. I have turned into a hermit. This is what happens when I move to a new city where I don’t know anyone and the school year hasn’t started yet.
Cinderella “plot holes” I am tired of hearing about
“Why didn’t her step family recognize her?” Because royal balls were basically the candle lit equivalent of clubbing in terms of both lighting and sheer numbers. Even if they were right next to her, they probably wouldn’t get a good look, especially since it would have started after sundown. Also, she was the help; they probably hadn’t looked at her in years.
“Looking for someone based on their shoe size is stupid!” See above.
“Was he going to have every size seven in the kingdom try the slipper on?” Prior to industrialization most garments were made by hand to fit the buyer’s measurements, including shoes. It’s why poor people only had one pair. It’s a lot smarter when you consider that they would’ve fit her like a glove.
“You can’t run down stairs in heels!” I know this is a misconception resulting from historical revisionism and disneyfication, but high heels were not originally women’s shoes. They were worn by men. Women wore slippers, which were basically ballet flats. So it’s debatable.
“Glass shoes don’t make any sense!” Okay first of all, it’s called the suspension of disbelief, and secondly, they’re gold in every other version but Perrault decided to change them to something else expensive.
“She just went to the ball to find a man!” I know this isn’t a plot hole but listen. As the daughter of a widower Cinderella would’ve been running the household finances and acting as hostess if he hadn’t remarried. By demoting Cinderella to a servant, her step-mother essentially guaranteed that she would never escape the house, because the only way for her to escape and maintain her status was to marry well, and no one was going to marry a servant. It was essentially the historical equivalent of your mom stealing your college acceptance letters out of the mailbox.
this was not an analysis i was prepared for, i’ll tell you that
Technically the original version has them being fur slippers. Which was uh, intentionally suggestive, if you get me.
I feel like Jake Peralta is an expansion of Andy Samberg’s character in “Lazy Sunday”
I just laughed so hard at the playing guitar and screaming interrogation technique that I scared my poor cat off my lap. That killed me the first time he did it, too.
Omg having the whole line-up sing “I Want It That Way” is the best opening gambit since “The Full Bullpen.”
Loki is the Philosopher King 