god leonardo dicaprio was such a huge meme for years for never winning an oscar and the instant he did in february 2016 all mention of him literally Vanished. aside from this very post i’m typing right now i don’t believe i’ve seen his name on tumblr in over two years.
he competed his character arc and finished the series
Of course, Loki hides his insecurities behind sarcasm and insults. He trusts no-one, never gets close to anyone, so when the spoiled, asshole son of his new boss starts shower Loki with affection, Loki immediately assumes its an elaborate joke.
Thor is young and dumb, completely gorgeous and so arrogant he makes Loki want to spit. Thor has always had everything handed to him in life, he’s never had to work for what he wanted, and now he wants Loki. Loki is so beautiful, prim and proper, so smart and put together, his father’s new secretary and that means Loki goes everywhere with them, always doing something for Odin and Thor is supposed to be learning the family business, but he’s studying Loki.
Loki makes him work for it. It takes months before Loki even calls him Thor rather than “Odinson”. Longer still until Loki is comfortable with it being just the two of them alone together.
Thor works harder than he ever has in his life, seducing Loki, and it’s so worth it when he finally gets Loki undressed and in his lap, rocking himself up and down on Thor’s cock, completely undone and so gorgeous that Thor never wants to let him out of his sight again. Thor has him like that, then bent over the desk in his father’s office, then again in Thor’s bed. When Loki tries to sneak out, Thor only tightens his arms around him and drags him back into the bed.
Loki finally relaxes then, convinced now that this was never a joke.
This reminds me a bit of Hermaline’s historical tutor!Loki x student!Thor fic …as schoolboys from their books. Not exactly the same premise, but it’s younger spoiled Thor seducing older self-contained Loki.
if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know
a wolf’s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going
wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that
they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not
a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting
a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed
if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now
young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go “i can probably step on that with my full weight” and then he will do it
letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day
Loki is the Philosopher King 