my friend just asked me for fashion advice and i sent her 3 links to “things women love to wear that men hate” articles. i hope i’ve done my service well.
for the lesbians out there who don’t want men hitting on them but still want to attract girls, here are things women like that men hate. almost all of these are featured on multiple articles.
•wedge sneakers
•open-side shirts
•bright lipstick
•high waisted pants or skirts
•pantsuits
•hair bows
•oversized sweaters
•uneven dresses
•peplums
•big sunglasses
•rompers
•overalls
•bangles
•leather pants
•flip flops
•crop tops
•baggy pants
•chokers
•lace-up tops
•strapless shirts or dresses
•bold floral prints
•clothes with ruffles
!!!!
Why are men so boring, every one of these is a goddamn Look.
im sorry but??? if you remove all these what’s left??????
Also:
-Floppy hats
-Asymmetric dresses (ie: my love in life)
-“Boyfriend” blazers
-Retro bikinis
^^^^ yes those were all in the articles too thanks for the addition! (and for those who don’t know “retro” bikinis basically refers to high-waisted ones 👌)
So you’re telling me all of my wardrobe (which can be described in one word: comfy) is basically meant to attract other ladies… I’m down, my body apparently naturally knew better than me what I needed to put on me 😂😂
The little fashion nerd in me is coming back to life when reading this post.
Wait, why wouldn’t men like open-side shirts, crop tops, strapless things, or leather pants?
So @kingloptr put the idea of Thunderfrostiron in my head and I started writing a thing, but then THIS little ditty popped into my mind and I couldn’t not.
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“Goddamnit!”
Bruce glanced over, mild and placid as ever in the face of such dramatics. “Tony, what’s eatin’ you?”
“I’ll tell you what’s eatin’ me. Jarvis discovered that Tall, Dark and Stormy have been playing hide the hammer in my goddamn suite!” Tony whirled to face him, letting the tablet clatter to the worktable in disgust. “Yeah. Just let that sink in. What the hell am I supposed to do about this? Call Fury? Tell their mom? Film it and put it on the Internet?”
“Huh.” Bruce looked perturbed, but not for any of the right reasons. “Is that really what you’re calling them? I mean, don’t get me wrong, it’s funny…”
Tony leveled him with a glare. “Do you have any better ideas?”
Bruce considered this question with the gravity it deserved, before hesitantly offering, “ThoLo?”
Tony sighed, scrubbing his hand over his face. “Thou only livest once?” He snorted, then added, “And when thou livest upwards of several millennia, thou might as well schtup thy psychotic little brother? Right.”
Bruce grimaced. “Maybe it’s not that weird for aliens? I mean, we don’t really know anything about the Asgardians, when it comes down to it. Who knows what else they get up to.” He didn’t sound terribly convinced of his own words.
Tony gave a disbelieving huff, spinning petulantly in his chair. “They’d just better not break the bed. I didn’t exactly reinforce that room with magnitude 8.5 earthquakes in mind.” He paused, realizing that wasn’t entirely true. “At least, none with the epicenter on the goddamn mattress.”
Bruce’s eyes widened, as if the mechanics of the situation had just finally sunk in. “I can’t talk about this anymore.”
Tony’s lips pressed tight together as he picked up his tablet, resigned to stewing about the problem alone. Bruce turned back to his papers. A few minutes slipped by in silence.
“What about ‘Thorlok?’ Cuz one of them’s a wizard.”
“Tony.”
“It’s fine, it’s fine, I’ll show myself out.”
I’ve gone back to watching season 4 of “Angel” because it takes place concurrently with season 7 of “Buffy” and I don’t want to get too far ahead.
I think I’m falling in love with Wesley. This is so weird because he gave me such secondhand embarrassment/cringe when he first showed up.
You know that part in movies where the main character turns on their car radio and the song that’s playing slowly fades in and becomes the movies background music? I like that
I love the opposite, where the background music is seemingly just background music until the cut to someone turning off the radio and the music abruptly cuts off.
It’s 2016 and I am still trying to figure out why in God’s name so many people hate Ronald Weasley.
Because just-
For a moment, just think.
Harry Potter and Ron Weasley both have what the other desperately wants and needs. It’s right there in the Mirror of Erised from the VERY FIRST BOOK.
Harry is desperate for a family, a loving, caring FAMILY.
Ron is desperate to just be freaking NOTICED for once.
Ron is a part of the most incredible loving family ever.
Harry is famous before he can walk and talk, and gets bowed to by strangers in a shop.
One of the things that makes their friendship so beautiful is this stupid IRONY, and how they are friends despite this.
But Harry cannot ever give Ron what Ron needs. All Harry can do is make the matter WORSE, however hard he tries to do the opposite, because he’s HARRY JAMES POTTER and any friend of his is not going to get a look in, no matter whether they deserve it.
And then we have Ron, who is able to provide for Harry the next best thing to a family of his own, a chance to become part of a family who will treat him as if the only difference between them and him is red hair and freckles.
And Ron knows that if he does this, if he gives Harry what he needs, it will make his own need EVEN MORE UNATTAINABLE.
Because the fact that he has so many brothers and sisters is what gives him that need in the first place.
And welcoming ANOTHER damn brother?
An extraordinarily FAMOUS extra brother?
Can we just consider how selfless an action that is?
And yet he still does it, he still writes to his mum for a Christmas present for Harry, he still invites him to his overcrowded, rickety house ever summer, he STILL flies a car to SURREY just to give his friend a family, the thing he so desperately needs.
Just-
How can you hate someone like that?
How?
Yes!!!
So now let’s talk about the event that most Ron-haters use against him, his leaving during the horcrux hunt.
Now, as much as Steve Kloves wants you to think that it was because of a warped love triangle, it was not.
Ron has shared his family with Harry, the most precious thing, the only thing, he has. This action has put them in even more jeopardy than they might have been in. Ron is sick with worry about them, but Harry seems to not share this concern (he does, but he is not showing it at the moment for a myriad of reasons).
To Ron this is the ultimate betrayal. Here is Harry, who risked his own life, and the lives of others, to save Sirius when he thought he was in danger, but now he is doing nothing to ensure the safety of their family. They are making no progress and Harry seems not to have no urgency to do so.
Does Ron have insecurities? Yes (who doesn’t? especially at 17?)! But he has always dealt with them far better than most; it is only under the influence of the darkest magic that he falters. But, despite it all, he returns. How can you not love someone who would do all that?
I LOVE MY SON
So people who are mad that Ron left… like, totally missed the point of that whole sequence? Like, the feeling of Ron leaving was not at all, “Ron, how dare you leave.” It was, “Ron, please come back.” The entire purpose of that whole business is to show how indispensable Ron is. To show that Ron is wrong to undervalue himself. Everything Harry and Hermione undertake in his absence is doomed. Without him they are brittle and prone to despair. When he comes back, hope comes back.
Depriving Harry of Ron is an incredibly successful attack by the Horcrux; he can’t be held responsible any more than Ginny is responsible for opening the Chamber of Secrets. But we hold him responsible, because he holds himself responsible, and sets out to atone.
Ron comes through like a Gryffindor in that entire business. Coming back and making amends is one of the bravest actions in the entire series.
“Roger’s favourite game is crushing his feed bucket! Roger is our alpha male kangaroo, he is 10 years old, height 6ft 7, weight 200 pounds and 100% muscle. I raised him from a tiny orphan baby kangaroo.”
Loki is the Philosopher King 