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is this what you wanted?

I’m back in California for a conference and… I miss it so much. I also miss being in a place where I know people and I don’t feel like I have to be proving my worth with every interaction.

r-rrrrrrrrr:

nsfw! top!Thor/ bottom!Loki

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divide-by-triple-zero:

thebibliosphere:

kingkilling-and-stormlight:

birdcage:

kingkilling-and-stormlight:

khancrackers:

kingkilling-and-stormlight:

Person A: hey why do you look so tired and have bite marks all over your neck?

Person B, who got fucked within an inch of their life the night before and is about to invent vampires: oh haven’t you heard?

#and that mans name was lord byron

You made it better

No, it was John Polidori. Byron wrecked him thoroughly the night before. Facts only.

Thank you for your correction. There can only be facts in this gothic dragging

*snorts*

@therebewhaleshere has the spirit of the thing perfectly nailed

pedeka:

happylilprompts:

whenever i need to find good character prompts i turn to whose line

are they all Marvel characters?

littlewitchlingrowan:

anexperimentallife:

The director of cybersecurity from the Electronic Freedom Foundation is offering to help women who have been threatened with compromise of their devices.

I better see EVERYBODY reblogging this

pedeka:

starline:

thehappysorceress:

astoralexander:

I call this set… “Noir Princesses”.

PRINTS HERE… https://bit.ly/2NqqOX7

OH. MY GOSH.

I love them so much! And probably need each and every one.

!!!!!!!!!!

@writernotwaiting

banded-bulbous-bilgesnipe:

swordlesbianism:

grednforgesgirl:

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

Does necromancy only work on animals? What do you do if you accidentally necromancy a fence and then it starts growing branches?

WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU NECROMANCY A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO AND IT TURNS INTO AN ENTIRE PILE OF LIMES?

What if I accidentally necromancy a vaccine and then someone gets an armful of very live pathogen?

WHAT’S THE LIMIT ON DEADNESS? HOW RECENTLY DOES SOMETHING HAVE TO BE DEAD? COULD I NECROMANCY A DINOSAUR FOSSIL? WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED THE GROUND AND THEN DINOSAURS STARTED APPEARING?

WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED A LIMESTONE WALL AND IT JUST TURNED INTO A PILE OF MOLLUSCS? WHAT IF I MOLLUSCED A BUILDING? A MOUNTAIN?

Hey OP are you okay

no

Stay away from brooms.

iamhisgloriouspurpose:

sarcasmismydefaultmode:

betweenelsewherenevermore:

amuseoffyre:

wibbly-wobbly-midgardian-shit:

This makes me so sad

My headcanon for the MCU-verse is the Frigga always wanted more children, but they only ever had Thor. Frigga smiled and pretended all was well, but there was always a secret longing for a child who was more like her. As much as she loved Thor, he was very much his father’s son and the golden child. He had no patience for magic and tricks.

And then her husband comes back from war with this infant, a child who could be a hostage against the Jotun, who could one day be useful, an ally on the throne of Jotunheim. But Frigga doesn’t see that. She sees a frightened baby, and takes him from Odin, and cradles him as if he’s her own, and the baby’s cries soften.

“He is a Jotun. You cannot forget that,” Odin said, over and over, but Frigga only smiled and said, “No. He is my son.”

Sure, I didn’t need those feels

You hear that? That’s the sound of my heart breaking into a million irreparable pieces…

“Welcome to Asgard, little one. I am Frigga, your mother.” She leaned over, and bestowed a soft kiss on that sweet forehead. The baby cooed with delight, still gazing at Frigga.“

One of my favorite parts of writing my story “Origins” was the scene where Odin brings baby Loki back to Asgard.

aigail221:

The more things change, the more they stay the same