Kill me you say. Who is the Liar now, brother?

uh u not supposed be lookin a cats debit card password thanks

cooking-with-caustic-soda:

viralthings:

Monks confused by band name

Maybe they also are into grunge

#theyre probably not confused and are just the funniest people on earth

evagreennews:

Eva Green |
Shot on location in Rome, Italy.

advanced-procrastination:

republicansareahategroup:

tilthat:

TIL that in 1916 there was a proposed Amendment to the US Constitution that would put all acts of war to a national vote, and anyone voting yes would have to register as a volunteer for service in the United States Army.

via reddit.com

bring this back and suddenly capitalists don’t wanna go to war no more

Bring this back bc tbh its just common sense. If you truly think war is the best and only way to solve a dispute, then you must be willing to die for that cause.

like your blog but no offense how are you on Tumblr in ur late 20s?

skywalkerapologist:

Good question anon! Here’s my secret: the old folks home lets us out for an hour of water aerobics every day and while the other residents are huffing and puffing like a bunch of suckers I’m off to the side of the pool with everything I need for posting quality content to Tumblr Dot Com.

tatterdemalionamberite:

daretotrywithoutpermission:

anarchoclintonism:

This couldn’t be a more obvious portent if it fell from the sky on a clear day.

The whole thing says “Who once saw me wept. Who sees me now will weep.”

WELL THAT’S NOT CREEPILY RELEVANT OR ANYTHING

kingloptr replied to your photo “whitepeopletwitter:
Peace”

The notes on this post acting like this never happens piss me off so fucking much if I got like 5 dollars every time some dude told me I need to smile more when I’m just walking around minding my own business id be able to retire. Bitch I’m not out here to entertain dudes who want a pretty smile 24 7 from strangers fuck off it gets tired real fast

I think my most infuriating experience with this was when I was rushing through a metro station trying to get to a class and I heard a guy behind me say, “Excuse me, miss?” I turned around because that’s the kind of thing that is usually followed by “Your bag is open” or “You dropped your wallet” or something equally important. Instead he said, “Where is your smile at?” I didn’t respond. Fortunately I didn’t miss the train.

I aspire to develop a resting bitch face so terrifying that no one would even dare to tell me I should be smiling.

curriebelle:

ghettoinuyasha:

pyreo:

pyreo:

You grow up and you realise A Bug’s Life was the revolutionary Leftist masterpiece of our childhoods

I’m not even slightly kidding

Ants are the workforce doing the labour needed to survive, and they have to do it twice over to provide for both themselves and for a group of parasites who do nothing but consume the labour of others

The ants work themselves near to death trying to stay afloat

The grasshoppers don’t even need any food. They have tons

to spare but still insist on taking the food the ants worked for because they ‘deserve’ it, despite actually contributing nothing of value. The only reason this works is by threatening ants with force and degrading them so they feel weak and worthless, and insisting that the grasshoppers deserve a cut for some vague service they claim to provide to society

In reality Hopper is desperate to stop the ants from thinking for themselves, keeping them ignorant of the fact that he has subjugated ants through threats of power while the ants actually overpower the grasshoppers through sheer numbers.

And should the ants ever realise that the grasshoppers take from them while providing nothing and that revolution is possible, the class system they’ve installed will be finished.

tl;dr feed the 1% to birds

remember when pixar was like… this

Also that grasshopper is Kevin Spacey which makes the bird eating him 👍👍👍👍

thorsradiance:

Time Travel AU