theunlikelyballoon:

end0skeletal:

snakegay:

snakegay:

one of my favorite things is how badgers and coyotes will hunt cooperatively. as in not just like happening to go after the same thing at the same time but actually combining efforts to bring down prey; coyotes are faster and can chase down prey species, while badgers are adept at digging them out of their burrows

also results in great images like this

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Lots of good badger/coyote pics out there!

Where’s my fucking movie Disney

Where is it

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

Boromir: *lying awake one night* Hey Merry. you awake.

Merry: ?I am now

Boromir: what are baby hobbits called

Merry: …hobbit… babies?

Boromir: yes those, what do you call them?

Merry: hobbit babies.

Boromir: yes but what are they CALLED.

Merry: hobbit. babies.

Boromir: but what are they called?

Merry: I give up *goes back to sleep*

Boromir: *staring up at the sky* I still don’t know what they’re called

~next morning~

Merry: hey Boromir

Boromir: hm?

Merry: last night. did you wake me up. to ask me what hobbit babies are called.

Merry: or did I dream that

Boromir: ………………….you never answered the question

Merry: yes I did

Boromir: no you didn’t

Merry: Frodo. Sam. Anyone. please help.

Sam: Mr Merry what the fresh hell are you talking about

Merry: Sam tell Boromir what we call baby hobbits

Sam: ……you mean… babies?

Merry: exactly

Boromir: ………….OH

Boromir: I thought. there might be a special word.

Sam: no we just call them babies why would there be a special word

Merry: what would it even… be

Boromir: I don’t know that’s why I was ASKING

Legolas, from the other side of the hill: BOBBITS

Pippin: BOBBITS

Merry: no

Pippin: I’m making it happen

Merry: nO

Pippin: bobbits. little bobbits. back when i was a bobbit. I love it.

Sam: *not looking up from what he’s doing* Mr Pippin if you ever say that word around me again I am going to rip your guts out through your nose

Pippin: ……………wow.

*Merry losing his shit in the foreground*

*Aragorn losing his fucking mind in the background*

starrynight35:

hearthburn:

crazyintheeast:

prettiestcaptain:

14 million alternate universes and you are telling me that dumb bitch Strange didn’t think of opening a portal above Thanos’ head and closing it around his neck or teleporting the dried purple grape into the fucking sun in a single one of them like what kind of jackassery and complete lack of imagination honestly

Or just use the time stone to turn him into a shirveled old husk. Good look conquering the universe where you are too old to snap your fingers

Or just cut his goddamn arm off instead of trying to wiggle a metal gauntlet off while trying to keep him hypnotized.

This, honestly.

This is what we call an “idiot plot”: a plot that requires all the characters to be uncharacteristically stupid. Can also just be interpreted to mean an idiotic plot written by idiots.

Have any of these antis considered that maybe it’s a good thing to show relationships where one half wields a considerable amount of power and influence over the other as coercive and unhealthy? Especially if the first half is a literal slaveowner who has bought the other half’s brother? Like if you want to write a soft version you go and do that, but why is this interpretation so under fire?

loxxxlay:

foundlingmother replied to your post “ahhhhh they deleted it, niiiiiceeee”

soft!frostmaster shippers who are antis are so weird to me. Like, one of your favs is a despotic slave master who happily executes their family and threatened Loki’s, if not Loki himself. That ship is canonically a dumpster fire, and it’s far more concerning that some people can’t recognize that and think it’s weird that people get dubcon or noncon vibes.

Adding @foundlingmother‘s response too because it’s the similar topic and now I can respond to both at once.

(Also behind a cut because my anxiety med makes me ramble lol T_T)

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“Ship and let ship” doesn’t have to mean you like or approve of all ships; it just means you don’t harass people for shipping things you don’t like and you don’t go around making unsupported claims about the real-life sexual morality of the shippers. Some ships are nOTPs just because I don’t think they make sense (*cough*ThorxBruce*cough*), but there are also some I side-eye real hard because of the in-canon dynamics of the characters. Killgrave x Jessica Jones is one of those (only shipped by fans of the Tenth Doctor because they can’t see David Tennant any other way, I’m pretty sure). Tony Stark x Peter Parker is another (though I can’t say I have the moral high ground on this one, given some of the Thorki AUs I read). And soft!Frostmaster also falls into this category for me. I’m not going to go crashing their party because I’m not that kind of asshole, but yeah, I’m giving it some serious side-eye.

ragnasok:

veliseraptor:

1) nope

2) “devious consent” is now my new favorite typo and I’m going to spend a little while trying to figure out what it would look like

Sure! But while we’re purifying fandom we should probably also stop romanticising a slaveowner. You guys first.

Also, this deserves to be a whole new genre of creepy fic.

There is actually a philosophical literature about what might be called “devious consent.” Basically, it would be securing consent by means of a deception without which the consent would not have been given – saying you’re someone you’re not (the old claiming to be a woman’s husband in the dark is a somewhat outdated version of this), saying you’re STD-free or on birth control when you’re not, etc. There’s disagreement about when it constitutes rape. This kind of thing could get creative when there’s magic involved. Though I think people already write this and it’s just a subset of dubious consent.