Over all the millennia only you have ever loved me, Thor. Only you have ever looked at me with affection in place of condescension. Why then, am I killing you, and not the others?
Okay so since Marvel studios are just a bunch of cowards who only gave us like 10 seconds of Jotun Loki I created my own concept art of him in his Jotun Form as the ruler of Jotunheim
Sometimes fanfiction is a love letter to the original canon, sometimes it’s just that one telegram that says “Fuck you. Strongly worded letter to follow”.
“Should I lick the science?” forensic science edition: look, if you have to ask, you’re in the wrong line of work.
“Should I lick the science?” sociology edition: the IRB really won’t like that even if your subject thinks it’s kind of hot
“Should I lick the science?” vulcanology edition: part of me really wants to see you try
“Should I lick the science?” gynecology edition: ……….I mean. Definitely not in a professional context, but recreationally…? I’m sure it’ll be appreciated.
“Should I lick the science?” epidemiology edition: that is how you become the science
“Should I lick the science?” astrology edition: what science?
“Should I lick the science?” particle physics edition: You’re licking the science all the time.