philosopherking1887

Since I let my birth control prescription lapse I haven’t really been keeping track of my menstrual cycle because there is absolutely no chance of pregnancy when you’re not having sex. This is dumb because it means I don’t know when to start taking precautions against underwear stains… and also because I get blindsided by weird mood swings. When I start crying over dumb stuff, like passages from Nietzsche that I didn’t remember and find tragic and moving (while sitting in a conference talk!), I know I must be PMSing.

huxlikespink:

ruinedchildhood:

betterthankanyebitch:

ruinedchildhood:

Wanda would rather let half of the population of the universe die to save a Microwave Oven.

A MICOWAVE OVEN

This is funny on so many levels

lordeddardstark:

is this what you wanted?

I’m back in California for a conference and… I miss it so much. I also miss being in a place where I know people and I don’t feel like I have to be proving my worth with every interaction.

r-rrrrrrrrr:

nsfw! top!Thor/ bottom!Loki

Keep reading

divide-by-triple-zero:

thebibliosphere:

kingkilling-and-stormlight:

birdcage:

kingkilling-and-stormlight:

khancrackers:

kingkilling-and-stormlight:

Person A: hey why do you look so tired and have bite marks all over your neck?

Person B, who got fucked within an inch of their life the night before and is about to invent vampires: oh haven’t you heard?

#and that mans name was lord byron

You made it better

No, it was John Polidori. Byron wrecked him thoroughly the night before. Facts only.

Thank you for your correction. There can only be facts in this gothic dragging

*snorts*

@therebewhaleshere has the spirit of the thing perfectly nailed

pedeka:

happylilprompts:

whenever i need to find good character prompts i turn to whose line

are they all Marvel characters?

littlewitchlingrowan:

anexperimentallife:

The director of cybersecurity from the Electronic Freedom Foundation is offering to help women who have been threatened with compromise of their devices.

I better see EVERYBODY reblogging this

pedeka:

starline:

thehappysorceress:

astoralexander:

I call this set… “Noir Princesses”.

PRINTS HERE… https://bit.ly/2NqqOX7

OH. MY GOSH.

I love them so much! And probably need each and every one.

!!!!!!!!!!

@writernotwaiting

banded-bulbous-bilgesnipe:

swordlesbianism:

grednforgesgirl:

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

Does necromancy only work on animals? What do you do if you accidentally necromancy a fence and then it starts growing branches?

WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU NECROMANCY A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO AND IT TURNS INTO AN ENTIRE PILE OF LIMES?

What if I accidentally necromancy a vaccine and then someone gets an armful of very live pathogen?

WHAT’S THE LIMIT ON DEADNESS? HOW RECENTLY DOES SOMETHING HAVE TO BE DEAD? COULD I NECROMANCY A DINOSAUR FOSSIL? WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED THE GROUND AND THEN DINOSAURS STARTED APPEARING?

WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED A LIMESTONE WALL AND IT JUST TURNED INTO A PILE OF MOLLUSCS? WHAT IF I MOLLUSCED A BUILDING? A MOUNTAIN?

Hey OP are you okay

no

Stay away from brooms.