“Endgame”???? THAT was the big secret? Laaaaaame.
Alternate titles are:
Avengers: Nebula (You all know she deserves to kill him)
Avengers: Crying and depressed superheros
Avengers: Thank god for Scott Lang
Avengers: Hawkeye spotted
Avengers: for real, fuck Grimace
Avengers: Contracts’ end
Avengers: help us, Carol Danvers and 90s technology, you’re our only hope
Avengers: Clint goes goth
Avengers: Hot Tub Time Machine