see. look at this. 10/10 shield use. covers who body. no bullets for sam
what is this. weak. steve your legs are wide open. steve your feet are swiss cheese. steve your dick is gone it just got blown off. steve. steve. your dick is gone
I read this entirely in Tony’s voice
Tony’s benched cos of an injury, watching the fight from the tower and ‘helping’ them via coms as he watches the video feeds.
And by ‘helping’ I mean ‘critiquing his team’s fighting techniques while high on pain killers.’
@monobuu Rhodey comes up on the feeds and Tony goes on a 10 minute monologue about how perfect Rhodey is in every aspect ever in his life
I jumped ship from Tumblr and this is where I landed. I'm a philosophy postdoc (INTJ, she/her) with a serious thing for Tom Hiddleston as Loki. Sometimes I even write fanfiction about it. Mostly Loki and Thor/Loki (sometimes NSFW), some miscellaneous Hiddles, MCU (Steve/Tony or "Superhusbands" is my secondary ship), occasional Cherik, Game of Thrones, LOTR, Whedonverse... whatever catches my fancy, really.
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Loki is the Philosopher King 