lewd-plants:

theotherguysride:

elodieunderglass:

animatedamerican:

elodieunderglass:

jumpingjacktrash:

systlin:

jedifish81:

systlin:

lewd-plants:

systlin:

lewd-plants:

New goddess idea: She’s an earth goddess of the new age who’s domain is spinning and weaving, but specifically spinning and weaving gigantic structural steel cables for construction and other industrial purposes. Her skin is steel grey and hard to the touch and her hair is like long dredlocks of woven steel. She laughs at shitty architecture deigns that will fall apart if actually built and protects well-made bridges and buildings she likes. She might warn you of unforseen danger if you always wear your proper PPE.

Okay now what do I name her

O’sha. 

Obviously 

THAT’S PERFECT

I AM ALWAYS HERE FOR QUALITY WORKPLACE SAFETY REGULATION PUNS

That’s my goddess. 👍🏻

May O’sha bless you with earplugs that are comfortable and respirators that fit perfectly. 

the only divinity where you don’t take your hat off in the temple – you put your hat ON.

Our Lady of Health and Safety,

Hazard flies from thee.

Inform us of our rights at work,

Lead us not into destruction,

but deliver us from error.

Maketh us to lie down among blueprints

And lead us to good designs.

You give us appropriate PPE,

We shall not want.

Holy Lady, of engineers,

Pray for us sinners,

Now and at the end of our contracts.

In the shadow of the valley of evil

You show the way with adequate backup lights,

You deliver us from trip hazards.

For thine are the Great Works,

the power and pylon,

Now and forever.

Close paren.

A few bars, please, of the Hymn to Breaking Strain.

Hey heck that song is legit

I really like this.

An addition:

Lady O’sha, she who watches over us. I beseech, keep our bodies whole and hale, with your vivid lines of warding and your glittering raiment’ orange. Keep our feet upon the road, with shield and cushion strong. Keep our hands upon the range, with glove and speed and keen hindsight. Keep our joints strong and our lungs breathing your hymns true.  Keep our service in your name, Lady of Caution, Lady of Awareness, Lady of the Workplace. Guard our service from the cheapskate overseer, the cruel customer. Keep our contracts fair and our wages secured. I plead Lady O’sha, keep our people from harm and workmans compensation. We the Retail, We the Construction, we the Restaurant and Bartender. We the Manufacturing, we the Layperson and the Engineer. We your servers and your disciples.

Caution, wet floor.

CAUTION WET FLOOR