Last night I had a weird sexy dream about my undergraduate advisor, on whom I had a very intense crush my junior and senior years of college (and whom I saw at a conference 2 weekends ago). Interestingly, my subconscious was principled enough to stipulate that he and his wife had divorced before anything happened.
This made me feel kind of awkward while I was filling out job applications and had to specify how my recommenders knew me. If you *know* what I’m getting at.
Can I also just say how grateful I am for the existence of Tumblr. I’m talking to bunch of people who know a lot about me, but (except for a couple of you) don’t actually know me in real life. So I can tell you about my inappropriate dreams and how much I hate my brother-in-law.