anais-ninja-bitch:

anais-ninja-bitch:

when carol danvers gets back to earth, she’s gonna try to catch up with history and culture. and she’s gonna be like, “steve, how’d you do it?”

and he’s gonna show her his little sad notebook with “nirvana (band?)” written in it, and she’s gonna fucken lose it and start filing the adoption papers for him right then.

when she hears about the time he scolded the team for their bad language, she’s gonna make him watch “clerks.” but he’s just gonna shrug and say, “jersey’s always been like that.”