I had a dream last night that my sister was dating a famous actor who was sort of a cross between Michael Fassbender, Tom Hiddleston, and a literature professor I took some classes from in college, who was starring in some weird production of “Macbeth.” In the dream I wanted to “steal” him from her, or rather convince him that I was a better match for him than my sister (which, lbr, I definitely would be). My undergrad advisor, who co-teaches and is really good friends with the lit prof, and whom I had a kind of unhealthy crush on, was also there for some reason. I think in the dream I was into both of them, but I knew my advisor was married and I didn’t want to break up his marriage.

I guess Tumblr is going to act as my dream diary for the weird dreams I manage to remember.