“big ol butt. cowboy slut. looking at spurs, makes me nut. leather boots, assless chaps. give my big, butt a slap. and now you know, the cowboy rap.” cowboy au fic maybe pretty please? Like thor is a outlaw and odin is a crooked sherif and loki is a saloon girl…. Idk i just love the idea of it.

fairy-changeling:

You are so lucky I am replying to this. Every time I’ve looked at this ask, I’ve creased up into laughter over that “rap” and not been able to reply. 

Ok, so I honestly have ideas about a Magnificent Seven style AU where Thor is travelling around the West, offering his help to anyone who needs it to try and repent for his father’s sins. He ends up in a saloon that Loki is in, just drinking and not really paying much attention to anyone else until Loki is accused of cheating in a game of cards. 

Guns are drawn, not nice things are said about Loki and then Thor intervenes. He’s a much better gun-fighter than the men threatening Loki, and once he’s made that clear, they scatter, leaving Thor alone with Loki.

Loki offers to buy Thor a drink and thanks him profusely for saving him.

They end up in one of the saloon’s upstairs rooms, Thor’s hands tied to the metal bars of the headboard as Loki rides his cock. 

Then Loki steals Thor’s wallet, smiles prettily at him and reveals that he was cheating, before dressing and leaving Thor naked and bound. 

After that, they keep running in to each other, and Loki unofficially joins Thor in his quest to help people (although he’s still a thief, a con-artist and a bit of a dick.)