Pardon our dragon humor, it’s just that we really, REALLY love vending at Atlanta’s Dragon Con every year! Below is a run-down of all the exclusives we’ll be packing, in addition to our usual wagon-load of BPAL perfume collections. Be sure to come say hello to these dragons!
Our booth is #1417-1419, on the first floor of AmericasMart Building 2. This will be important info to hand to any friends you send our way with a shopping list! (As an added bonus, they get to request products like “Ass Yell Back” from us, which is practically worth the price of admission.)
Without further ado:
++ DRAGON CON 2018 – PERFUME BLENDS ($26)
ASS YELL BACK
He protecc
He attacc
But most important, he yell at own ass and ass yell back
– Jessica Mihaichuk
I posted this image while working on tidying up the Dragon Con scents, and a comment of Jessica’s made me rethink the whole scent concept.
A highly specific manifestation of internal conflict: dragon’s blood resin, black pepper, aged black patchouli, agarwood, and hot geranium.
BLARPING DRAGON
RUDE. Sweet black patchouli and pink peppercorn right in yer face.
DRAGONSPLAINING
Well, actually….
Sweet aged patchouli interrupted by a cloud of cedar smoke.
DRAGON BELCH
A braaaaaap of oakmoss, labdanum, lightly-chewed villager, and smoke.
DRAGON DOODLE
A scribble of honey-drenched strawberry and white pear.
DRAGON EATING BEES
HAHA GET IT? Not bees, B’s.
Might not be that funny to anyone else, but I haven’t had much sleep, so it’s hilarious to me. Dragon’s blood resin, wildflower honey, and beeswax.
FAIR MAIDEN SIDE-EYE
Crafted in response to Black Phoenix Trading Post’s Horking Dragon Hair Gloss: saucy gilded amber, ambergris accord, vanilla cream, and peach-tinted skin musk.
LIFESTYLE BLOGGER DRAGON
Positive vibes only: apricot-squeezed vanilla bean with a squirt of peach, coconut milk, and a floofing of marshmallow.
SERF-EATING GRIN
Supernaturally smug, draconically self-satisfied: red currant, persimmon, and oudh.
STRAWBERRY DRAGON
Candied strawberries and pink pepper.
OBLIGATORY PEACH PERFUME OIL*
Sheer peach musk with white peach pulp, tiare, white tea, and gossamer vanilla.
*As required by the Georgia Board of Tourism
And over on the other side of the table…
++ BPTP DRAGON CON HAIR GLOSS 2018 ($30)
DELICATE DRAGON
Gilded vanilla orchid, cherry blossom, crystalline pale petals, flecks gold leaf, and drops of daemonorops draco.
DRAGON BOUFFANT
Fiery cherry sugar whirled into guava cotton candy.
HORKING DRAGON
Crafted to be paired with Fair Maiden Side-Eye: a bushy plop of patchouli root, sticky molasses-clotted almond, tonka bean husk, tobacco absolute, and bourbon vanilla.
KNOTTY DRAGON
I had considered calling this “Naughty Dragon”, but y’all might be burnt out on my stupid jokes by now. Get yourself untangled with a soothing blend of lavender, hops flower, ambergris accord, white musk, black currant, and dried blueberry.
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