Most of the shit that Thorki shippers get from antis is about the incest, but every once in a while you also get people saying that villain/protagonist ships are inherently abusive, which is just stupid enough to be funny. Here, in addition to my incestuous “frenemies with benefits” primary ship, are some other villain/protag pairs I ship:
- Charles Xavier x Erik Lehnsherr (“Cherik”), X-Men movies
- Harry Potter x Draco Malfoy (“Drarry”), Harry Potter
- Tom Riddle x Minerva McGonagall, Harry Potter books. I’m not shitting you, I wrote a (very chaste) fic about this in middle school.
- Steve Rogers x Tony Stark (Stevetony, Stony, or Superhusbands), MCU – which is villain/protag to hear some of the Team Cap people talk about it…
- Alexander Hamilton x Aaron Burr, Hamilton the musical by Lin-Manuel Miranda, Burr the novel by Gore Vidal, and also the biography by Ron Chernow (which I read in high school in 2005, tyvm). (Is there a ship name for this? Hamilburr? That’s awful. Burrmilton? That’s worse.)
- Jesus x Judas, Jesus Christ Superstar… and also maybe the Bible. (I’m also having trouble with a ship name for this – their names are too similar. Jusus is just… no. Chriscariot? That Kiss Was Not Platonic?)
- Lucifer x Michael, Paradise Lost (seriously at a loss. Swordbringer? General Morningstar?)
- Jesus x Lucifer, Paradise Lost… and also maybe the Bible, again. (I’m gonna go with “Allstar” for this one. Get it? Almighty x Morningstar? Or maybe “Prince Squared,” ‘cause they’re the Princes of Peace and Darkness, respectively.)
- Jesus x Michael x Lucifer as messy love triangle possibly resolved into an OT3, Paradise Lost – and all that inappropriately sexy religious art. (I guess that would make this “General Allstar”)
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