Loki, about to be taken into custody on Earth: And just who.. are you?
Tony, travelled back in time and just very recently postponed Loki being taken into custody on Earth after giving a hurried explanation: Ah, y’know. Just a regular time travelling joe desperately trying to save the world. Which includes your ass, I might add.
Loki, very sceptically eyeing Tony despite the random aid and explanation: And what makes you think I believe you?
Tony: Nothing. In fact, I expected that. But maybe you’ll believe-
Thor: [shoves Tony out the way]
Tony: Hey-!
Thor: [slams Loki’s body into his]
Loki: [is confused asf]
Tony: [is confused asf, understanding then uncomfortable all within 10 seconds]
Tony: [clears throat then opens his mouth to speak]
Thor, pulls back from hugging Loki in favour of gripping Loki’s neck and staring him in the eyes: He speaks the truth, brother.
Tony, throwing in his two cents before Thor can interrupt him again: See? Not crazy.
Thor: I watched you die. For good.
Loki, thinking how unlikely a scenario it must’ve been given he’s a survivor and trickster above all else: I must have put up quite the fight.
Thor: You… tried to stab him.
Loki: ……That’s it? No magic? Casket of Ancient Winters? Nothing?
Thor: [shakes head from side to side]
Loki: F*cking cinematic universe.
Tony: No kidding. I’m probably going to die this film. Albeit in very heroic fashion, I’m sure. Perks of pioneering the MCU, fan favorite and all that.
Loki: At least you’re allowed your capabilities. I’m a fan favorite as well and yet I’m constantly reduced to the God of Knives.
Thor: Can we stop breaking the fourth wall now, please? I’m not done explaining to Loki there’s a chance he could still be alive because this is his third time fucking dying and though I’d be super pissed I’ll also be elated if he were Banner.
Bruce: What?
Avengers 4
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Loki is the Philosopher King 