Here is a tiger just going about life until this human gives it the fright of its life. Still cute af. Dream job to be honest. 17/10 would be such an honor to pet
no no no no no look at those ears, tiger totally knows he’s there
tiger thinks the bipeds are terrible, terrible tigers and don’t know how to tiger worth a damn so when one actually pays tiger cub ambush game tiger is so happy
look at that happy tiger
look at it
YES YOU TERRIBLE TIGER YOU ARE FINALLY LEARNING HOORAY 😀
“YES STRANGE BIPEDAL TIGER YOU GOT ME I AM KILLED DEAD GOOD JOB.”
Seriously that tiger flopped over with more drama than you would find in a middle school play death scene I love it.
Anyone else reminded of this?
CATS
THEY ARE RIDICULOUS ANIMALS 😀
it’s not that cats (including tigers) believe that humans are shockingly incompetent cats, it’s that they’re willing to incorporate non-cats into their social groups
(yes, many species of cats, including domestic cats, are social animals, contra popular belief)
so when they bring you dead or half-dead prey? they’re making sure you don’t go hungry. feral cats have been observed caring for sick, injured, or aging colony members.
Awwwwwwwwwwwww
“HOOMAN
HAVE U BEEN EATING ENOUGH DEAD BIRB TODAY?
HERE I BRING U ONE”
“No no that’s okay…”
“I BRING U ONE”
I once pretended to eat a dead lizard my cat brought me and I stg I’ve never seen my baby that happy before in my life.
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