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Okay but I need a fic or a comic or something called ‘Queer Eye for the Hawk Guy’ where Kate nominates Clint to get full Fab5 treatment. 

I can’t decide if it’d be funnier to have the actual Fab 5 trying to make over Clint or to go full AU and have the other Avengers as the Fab 5. No, okay, let’s go for Clint just being in the actual show, because while it’s really fun to try figure out what role everyone is, please just imagine the Fab 5 interacting with Clint.

JVN, from the bathroom: There isn’t even a hairbrush in here! (Clint says he just uses his fingers)

Tan, opening a drawer: For the love of God why is everything purple?!

Karamo: More than anything, what do you want in life? (Clint: Sleep)

Bobby, seeing the state of Clint’s bedroom floor:

Antoni: So all you can do is microwave leftover pizza? (Clint: Why would I even microwave it?)

Tan, holding up a pair of stained gray sweatpants: Burn these. 

*Montage of JVN, Antoni, and Tan finding Amazing Hawkeye purple spandex and dressing up* 

Tan, regarding the Amazing Hawkeye costume:

JVN, just about Clint in general: 

*Sees Clint without his shirt on*

Antoni, wearing a “I ❤ Hawkeye” shirt and purple glasses, banging his head against Bobby’s shoulder: “He just drinks the coffee from the pot. From. The. Pot.”