Clint yells the floor is lava as he’s hanging from the vents, recording the chaos
Natasha immediately backflips onto the couch and settles down to watch tv
Thor is shouting because he doesn’t see any lava how does he participate in these festives hawk?!
Steve is standing completely still in confusion
Bruce climbs up onto the coffee table carefully, drinking his tea and looking like it’s totally normal to stand on a coffee table
Tony busts into laughter as the suit assembles around him and he goes to drag Clint out of the vents and drop him onto the floor
Clint starts screaming and climbs Steve, who stands there and lets it happen because jfc these people
Coulson calmly walks in from the elevator and parkours his way over to Tony to drop off paperwork and is gone instantly
Pepper drops by and a walkway pops up from the ground so she can come by and tell tony that he’s going to be late for another gala and her heels click on the way out
Bucky leaps into the air, grabs Steve around the waist and flings them both onto the other couch because Jesus Christ, Stevie, he’s a brainwashed assassin and even he knows not to walk on the floor when it’s lava.
Sam just pops out his wings and hangs out near the ceiling.
T’Challa is just chillin’ while hanging by his claws like the cat that stuck to the rafters after getting thrown there
Don’t forget Peter Parker who instantly webs himself a hammock and hangs from the ceiling watching everyone else scramble
Loki comes in and he vanishes all the the furniture from the game just to watch chaos
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Loki is the Philosopher King 