tbh I was about to make a joke about how I own it now and then I realized that “spoiled foreign prince now owns a mostly-empty high-rise building in the middle of Manhattan after an arms dealer cut him a bargain” is a level of gritty realism I’m not sure you’re all ready for
On the other hand, “Immigrant Refuses to Vacate Stark Tower: prevents developers like Trump access to prime NY real estate” is absolutely the kind of headline I would like to see in the NY Times.
That’s A+ chaos, if you ask me.