Person: Why don’t you like Thor?
Me: I’m so glad you asked. I do like Thor. But he’s like this great unwieldy puppy. So cute and loyal, with boundless energy, and he romps over everyone when he’s excited and a bit scary as fuck when he’s riled up. But, you see, I’m a cat person. I like the grace and subtlety of felines. I like their honest playfulness, hard won faithfulness, their quiet predatory nature, and their ability to wreak havoc and convince you it was the dog. I really appreciate the intelligent underhandedness of a cat. Which is why I like Thor, but Loki is my spirit animal.
Person: …
Me: …
Person: …?
Me: you asked.
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Loki is the Philosopher King 