ladyyinburgundy:

Slytherins in a Nutshell

• “Shut your whore mouth” 

• Has the most brilliant comeback but they stutter when they say it so they just end up saying “fuck you” 

• “I don’t care if you broke your elbow” 

• Sympathizes with the villains more than the heroes

• They don’t necessarily have green or silver as their favorite color, although they’re fond of it because house pride baby 

• Is open about how much they hate their NOTPs 

• “This is why I hate people” 

• “You’re a Slytherin so you must love Snape” “Oh my goooooooddddd” 

• Drarry

• MANIPULATES PERSONALITY TESTS

• Extremely lazy. The only way you can get them to do anything is say they won’t be able to

• They love proving people wrong 

• Likes to learn dark, forbidden spells not because they’re evil but because they want to see if they can do it or use it in a situation where goodytwofuckingshoes spells won’t work

• “Forgive and forget” “You’re still mad at me for eating the last slice of pizza two years ago” “I didn’t say it applies to you” 

• “Happiness and moving on is the best revenge” “Hahaha no. Someone bring me my dagger” 

• Dark bags under their eyes

• Gods/goddesses in formal wear 

• Fusses over their appearance a lot and take forever in getting ready

• Other days they just throw on what’s comfortable and glare at everyone who stares because “I am not in the mood to dress up and I am not in the mood to get stared at either so shove it”

• Nobody ever sees them study, so everyone is surprised when they pass or get a good grade 

• “I will do it my way or not at all” 

• Brutally honest 

• Actually pretty nice. Just don’t piss them off or shit on their friends (or their ships and fandoms) 

• “Who the fuck doesn’t cheat on tests is that even human”

• Fucking batshit crazy drunks 

• Cussing is second nature (first is being fabulous) 

• “Fuck why am I so cool”

• “Fuck I’m so ugly”

• Walking contradictions 

• Quotes the vine on a daily basis 

• They’re either lightweight drunks or hardcore drinkers who needs to drink at least a fucking gallon before getting drunk

• Sarcasm

• “WATCH ME”

• Sarcasm

• “Don’t try me bitch” 

• Skilled liars 

• Prepares a list of excuses instead of an apology

• Finds a way to get the most benefits without being the actual mastermind so they don’t get caught

• Prefers individual projects

• Zendaya 

• Jams like a retarded seal to their favorite song and does a full-on performance within the confines of their room and tries to not let their embarrassment show when someone walks in

• Taylor Swift 

• So good at hiding their emotions it’s fucking scary 

¤ Shit at expressing what they really feel and even worse when it comes to showing affection

• You won’t even notice they’re insulting you

• Fakes it till they make it 

• “Know your enemies” 

• Brilliant at spotting lies

• SAVAGE

• Sarcasm

Feel free to add more ;>