steve, deliberately trying to annoy tony: good golly mr science man how do all these newfangled contraptions work? — tony, not buying any of steves bullshit: you taught yourself how to invest in bitcoin over the span of a week even when i told you that it was dangerous and unstable

goodmorningbeloved:

sehuigrhuidr oh my GOD

tony, hissing protectively over the pot of coffee steve was trying to bait him with: stop trying to troll me, don’t you remember i can buy your entire life

steve, blowing off invisible dust from his fingers before putting them to the keyboard: i now have enough in bitcoin to rival your fortune, tony

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