john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be
he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen
the bar is at the earth’s core
literally fuck you to hell tumblr
Has nobody even watched his last two specials on Netflix where he praises her when they were still dating (New in Town) and then in Comeback Kid he loves calling her his wife. Don’t even try
I’m a dynamite five-foot Jewish bitch and I’m waiting for my John Mulaney to come along. A lot of my friends are neurotic gay guys and I just need one of them to be the one where God forgot to flip the switch.
I jumped ship from Tumblr and this is where I landed. I'm a philosophy postdoc (INTJ, she/her) with a serious thing for Tom Hiddleston as Loki. Sometimes I even write fanfiction about it. Mostly Loki and Thor/Loki (sometimes NSFW), some miscellaneous Hiddles, MCU (Steve/Tony or "Superhusbands" is my secondary ship), occasional Cherik, Game of Thrones, LOTR, Whedonverse... whatever catches my fancy, really.
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Loki is the Philosopher King 