So in Avengers: Assemble Loki was able not only to fool Thor but Coulson with not 1 but 2 illusions one of which was TANGIBLE and stabs Coulson but Marvel expects me to believe that in IW my baby just came at Thanos with a butter knife and didn’t have a plan? Nah Bro.

Correction: the Loki that stabbed Coulson wasn’t an illusion. There were 2 illusions: the one that appeared to be escaping the cell when Thor approached, and the one that was threatening Thor with dropping the cage when Coulson showed up with the big gun. It was the real Loki that then came up behind Coulson to stab him with the scepter and then gestured at it as if to say “Sorry I couldn’t have gotten here in person sooner; I needed to retrieve my scepter.”

But the basic point stands. Joss Whedon is smart enough to write Loki; Markus & McFeely are morons.

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