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jamestiqueeriuskirkMantis uses her party trick on Thor. It works out pretty good.
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“Again with the human sexual hang-ups,” Drax said, a note of sad exasperation in his voice, like he was beginning to worry it could not be taught. “It’s the most natural, beautiful thing in the world for two shield-brothers to comfort one another the night before a coming battle or sate their lust after a great victory. I’m surprised they never consummated their bond.”“No, Drax,” Gamora said, tone like a patient but underpaid kindergarten teacher. “They’re actually brothers. Nonmetaphorical. They’re related.”
“Oh,” Drax said, frowning in comprehension, and then he began to make over-exaggerated retching noises, which were, really, just unnecessary, the goddamned drama queen. They all got it; he didn’t need to make this about himself.
Words: 1072, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
- Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
- Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: Gen, M/M
- Characters: Rocket Raccoon, Thor (Marvel), Loki (Marvel), Mantis (Marvel), Peter Quill, Gamora (Marvel), Drax the Destroyer, Groot (Marvel)
- Relationships: Loki/Thor (Marvel)
- Additional Tags: POV Outsider, Alternate Universe – Canon Divergence, Fix-It, Avengers: Infinity War Part 1 (Movie) Spoilers, Awkward Conversations, Awkward Sexual Situations, Revelations, Love Confessions, First Kiss, Sibling Incest, Intensely Requited Love, Public Display of Affection, Non-Consensual Voyeurism, Crack, Fluff and Crack
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Dirty Laundry
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Loki is the Philosopher King 