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phoenixyfriend:

Tony: We’re trapped alone out here, so I guess we need to work together. I’m Tony Stark, also known as Iron Man.

Nebula: Nebula, daughter of Thanos.

Tony: Huh. Let me guess, shitty dad?

Nebula: Every time I failed him, he would replace a part of my body with a machine. He tortured me to force the location of the soul stone out Gamora. I would gladly watch a thousand worlds burn if it meant Thanos would die.

Tony: …

Tony, voice breaking: So I’m going to be your new dad now, if that’s alright with you.

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I jumped ship from Tumblr and this is where I landed. I'm a philosophy postdoc (INTJ, she/her) with a serious thing for Tom Hiddleston as Loki. Sometimes I even write fanfiction about it. Mostly Loki and Thor/Loki (sometimes NSFW), some miscellaneous Hiddles, MCU (Steve/Tony or "Superhusbands" is my secondary ship), occasional Cherik, Game of Thrones, LOTR, Whedonverse... whatever catches my fancy, really.

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