anais-ninja-bitch:

sergle:

sergle:

i still like how this old-ass song by the diamonds is just about this guy whose girlfriend wants to fuck monsters, and i’d never expect such a relatable song to come from a 1950s quartet

“monsters turn my girlfriend on” the song

I love to take my baby to a movie show
So I can try to smooch her while the lights are way down low
But she won’t curdle to a story of romance-
There’s only one way I have a chance.

It takes the batman, wolfman, frankenstein or dracula
To put her in the mood for love.
It takes the catgirl, dogboy, creature from the black lagoon
To make her feel like making love.

i like how it implies that she’s a comic geek and bi too. so relatable.