A barbarian warlord, a goblin king, a mighty necromancer, and a dark elven high priestess meet for one reason… To play Suburbs and SUVs, the hottest mundane suburban family Tabletop RPG!
“Can I roll to have a meltdown in the middle of the PTA bakesale?”
“Why?”
“To make Karen look like a bitch.”
“I’m going to roll to fist fight Helen at my son’s recital.”
“Is that what Gorsh, scourge of the thunder mountains and drinker of blood would do? Or what Suzan, mother of three honor students would do?”
“Yes”
“Can I roll to bake better cookies than Helen for my daughter’s classroom party? I want Helen to look like an idiot for bringing store bought crap.”
Published
Loki is the Philosopher King 