sweetmauleymalloy:

xliaxtasadako:

calamitys-child:

Me reading academic papers: incoherent nonsense. Bullshit. I could write better than this in my sleep

Me writing academic papers: this sentence is 206 words long and contains 19 commas & a semicolon, fuck you

You either die with a bachelors degree or you stay in college long enough to watch yourself become the villain.

@fuckyeahrichardiii have you seen this? I think you need to. Also @philosopherking1887.

Depends on who/what I’m writing about, honestly. My sentences mostly get ridiculous when I’m writing about Kant. An undergrad professor of mine called it “the contagion of the object of study.”