hypdom:

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celesteandtheirfandoms:

micdotcom:

THIS TUMBLR POST IS FOR MEN ONLY. FEMALES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE THESE PRODUCTS OR EAT MAN SOUP.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Men who make fun of the absurdity of gendered products (and are aware of the frailty of the type of masculinity that created them) give me life. You guys are amazing. 

These fucking things confuse me so much. Why on God’s earth can my fellow males not just use fucking toothpaste?

I, for one, only brush my teeth with certified Man Paste. Why brush your teeth with anything less? Other toothpastes quiver in the face of its towering masculinity. It’s the only way to confirm you’re a Real Man. (Warning: use of Man Paste may lead to random bouts of masculine fragility, unnecessary chest thumping, and constant explosions while you walk away from buildings and/or vehicles)