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ayellowbirds:

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did-you-kno:

A 5,000-year-old tree in Scotland is
giving itself a sex change. The male
Fortingall Yew has been producing
pollen for as long as scientists have
been studying it, but in 2015, the tree
suddenly sprouted berries in a rare
occurrence that means at least part of
the tree is now transitioning to female. Source Source 2 Source 3

I support trans grandma tree 

The berries will be delicious. Do not swallow the seeds, however, or any other part of the plant except the flesh of the berries (technically, arils) themselves. Everything except that is deadly poison.

Trans grandma tree will kill you super dead if you do not respect her.

trans grandma tree will
kill you super dead if you
do not respect her

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