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selfdxd:

why did we forget abt the ultimate forbidden snack for people who were raised catholic/christian

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ok story time:

i once helped out at  this convention for catholic women in my area and they held mass and afterwards there was a LOT more of the host left over than they planned for.  so all like six of the Eucharistic ministers were in a circle eating like seventy of these but because they were already Jesus at this point, we still had to do the “Body of Christ – Amen” thing and pass them out and eat them one at a time.  so there was one minister just going around and around in this little circle saying “Body of Christ” and handing out the host and getting very dizzy.  and i remember being really pissed off that the celebrant beat everyone else out on polishing off the Blood (i.e. the wine that is now also Jesus) bc after eating fifty pieces of what is essentially dried Jesus flakes with nothing to drink your mouth gets dry as the god-forsaken desert

point is: i had way too much Jesus that day and yet also not enough