andhumanslovedstories:

The version of Thor Ragnarok I really want is where Ragnarok happens and then Odin dies, so Hela comes out of her prison like “can’t wait to recharge my energy on Asgard where the fuck is asgard”, so instead of being the villain of the movie, she’s at best minor antagonist impotently trying to summon enough magic to do any cool shit while Thor forcibly tries sibling bonding because he’s not letting another sibling go down a dark path

“I already went down a dark path, you idiot, I was your father’s executioner, I killed millions”

“yeah but like a darker path. you know. like a recently dark path.” 

“you know our new sibling’s mass murder does put my whole “““conquer earth”“““ thing in context don’t you think” 

“shut up loki” 

“yeah shut up loki you didn’t even succeed”

“hela you know that’s not why we’re mad about loki’s conquering scheme” 

“weak lil mischief bro couldn’t even conquer midgard, a planet asgard like already conquered a billion years ago”

“don’t pick on our little brother”

“loki is a punk ass book jockey and I wish I was back in prison”