squeeful:

andhishorse:

bemusedlybespectacled:

pitbullmabari:

buffyboleyn:

you know what’s the WORST thing about Catholicism existing in the Disney Cars universe? that means there’s probably a Cars version of Anglicanism, because Car Henry VIII of England wanted to annul his marriage to CARtherine of Aragon, who couldn’t give him a male Car heir (note: I have no idea how cars reproduce in the Cars-verse, nor what …parts… they need to be socially assigned Male Car at Car-birth…). but when the Car Pope wouldn’t let him, Car Henry VIII separates England from the Church of Vrrooome and married his lover, Car Anne Boleyn. and after Car Anne Boleyn couldn’t give him a Car Boy either, Car Henry VIII has her beheaded, and in the Cars-verse, I think that looks like a giant French buzzsaw swooping down to chop Car Anne Boleyn in half like a hamburger bun at her windshield and side and rear windows, and then Car Hemnry VIII gets Car fat 

whyd i havta see this fuckin post

okay but like

car martin luther nailing his 95 theses to the garage door of wittenberg church

car puritans. just. the concept of car puritans.

how can we have cotton mather’s “sinners in the hand of an angry god” if cars don’t have hands?

sinners in the glove compartment of an angry god

Oh no Carvinists.

All of this is very funny, of course, but “Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God” was Jonathan Edwards, not Cotton Mather.