all the posts about thor being a jock and loki being a drama club goth made me think about high school AUs and i’ve come to an important realization: thor would be popular and loki would hang out with the “weird” kids and so you’d think that thor would be embarrassed by loki but actually it’s the othe way around? because thor LIVES to embarrass his younger brother and if he sees him in the hallway or the cafeteria WILL NOT HESITATE to pick him up off the ground and hug him

foundlingmother:

littlestartopaz:

foundlingmother:

Personally see Loki as more emo than goth, but I respect your headcanons. And the rest… *sigh* perfection. Such words of wisdom.

Few more things:

  • Thor thinks Loki’s never seen any of his games, but Loki’s got a secret place they lurk and watch from.
  • If Loki gets pissed at someone, they know they could take them down themself, but it’s so much more fun to get Thor to do it (plus then Thor gets detention and Odin yells at him and that’s fun to watch). So they’ll make it look like the person they don’t like is bullying them, or they’ll actually goad the person into doing so, and they make sure Thor’s around to witness. After, when Thor’s in trouble, Loki relieves any guilt they might be feeling by being nice to Thor for the duration of his punishment (it never lasts very long because Thor’s always let off the hook early for good behavior).
  • Thor gets pissed if/when Loki doesn’t get the lead and/or the part they want in school plays (regardless of gender because Loki’s genderfluid and can crush any role). Loki found it mortifying when Thor chewed out the drama teacher the first time it happened.
  • If Thor spots Loki painting their nails, he’ll ask Loki to paint his just as an excuse to spend time together. Loki buys completely hideous colors to test Thor’s resolve. So far Thor’s won these mini battles.

I’ve got to stop now. I’m picturing Loki stealing Thor’s letterman jacket claiming it’s because they couldn’t find one of their own. I need more Thorki high school AUs. There will never be enough.

After painting Thor’s nails Hideous Color of the Day,

Loki: Now get back here. I can’t have such terrible taste in nail polish associated with me.

A worthy addition that it took me far too long to reblog.

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