Signs as shit Loki has said

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kingloptr:

mastreworld:

shameless-loki-imagines:

im just making fun of the signs im not trying to offend anyone so don’t take it personally 

tag urself

Aries: now fight me!

Taurus:  if it’s all the same to you, I’ll have that drink now

Gemini: surpriiiiise

Cancer: *with a straight face* destroy everything

Leo: i am burdened with glorious purpose

Virgo: *looks at their sibling* i’ve never seen this man in my life

Libra: Handle me?! who are you?

Scorpio: I’m asking for safe passage through the anus

Sagittarius: your savior has arrived!

Capricorn: You’ll kill me? Evidently there will be a line

Aquarius: i have to get off this planet

Pisces: damn……………

Well, Aquarius is accurate…

Aries: 

ye

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I jumped ship from Tumblr and this is where I landed. I'm a philosophy postdoc (INTJ, she/her) with a serious thing for Tom Hiddleston as Loki. Sometimes I even write fanfiction about it. Mostly Loki and Thor/Loki (sometimes NSFW), some miscellaneous Hiddles, MCU (Steve/Tony or "Superhusbands" is my secondary ship), occasional Cherik, Game of Thrones, LOTR, Whedonverse... whatever catches my fancy, really.

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