ro-zden:

philosopherking1887:

incredifishface:

asexualbrittaperry:

ggiornojo:

asexualbrittaperry:

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

@hedwig-dordt

What is it with people from the UK and using plant-derived food items as insults? I see “turnip” and “walnut” especially often, and someone on Scottish Twitter called Donald Trump a “weapons-grade plum.” Is it just that they don’t have brains?

And if we said ‘fuck’, ‘shit’, ‘cunt’, ‘prick’, ‘twat’, all day, you’d probably complain about that, too. We’re fucking imaginative, you pure cauliflower peel? Try it sometime.

I meant the plant-derived food items don’t have brains, not the people from the UK… so it’s easy to use them as synonyms for “stupid.” I love Scottish insults! “Weapons-grade plum” is one of my favorites, because it’s so whimsical.