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Rhodey: You have wet dreams about Captain America?

Tony: No! Yes..Maybe! But to be fair, they don’t last long,everytime I’m hitting climax in those dreams, and saying something sexy like “Fuck yea captain!” he screams “Language!” And I wake up flaccid

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I jumped ship from Tumblr and this is where I landed. I'm a philosophy postdoc (INTJ, she/her) with a serious thing for Tom Hiddleston as Loki. Sometimes I even write fanfiction about it. Mostly Loki and Thor/Loki (sometimes NSFW), some miscellaneous Hiddles, MCU (Steve/Tony or "Superhusbands" is my secondary ship), occasional Cherik, Game of Thrones, LOTR, Whedonverse... whatever catches my fancy, really.

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