- Improbable
- Unlikely
- Curious
- Irregular
- Oho
- Fond of her health
- Peculiar
- Glasses
- Inquisitive
- “Pays her own way”
- Well-read
- Mysterious
- Independent-minded
- Scholarly
- Incurable
- “She keeps her hands in her pockets”
- Resourceful
- Standoffish
- Uninvited
- Companionable
- “Carries plenty of spare change”
- A real pal
- Unaccountable
- A shirts-and-trousers female
- Busy
- “Carries her own purse”
- Confidential
- Marvelous
- Uncanny
- Contralto
- Financially secure
- Unfriendly
- Private
- Remarkable
- Solitary
- Loyal
- Singular
- Artistic
- Unsympathetic
- Reluctant
- “She kisses backwards”
- Sturdy
- Outdoorsy
- “She’s an evening girl, fond of the twilight hours”
- Tight-lipped
- Devoted
- Civic-minded
- Energetic
- Steady-handed
- Alert
- “Stands up on a night train”
- “Prefers the hour just after dusk”
- “With her own library card”
- A real shadows girl
- Strong-jawed
- “Sleeps with her hands under the covers”
- Tempestuous
- “Knows sign language”
- “Folds a fitted sheet”
- Baritone babe
- A real Standing Liberty
- Secret agent
- Priestess of the Blood Goddess
- Sideshow-friendly
- Trapezoidal
- Athletic
- “Paddles her own canoe”
- “Drinks her Scotch neat”
- “Beats men at golf”
- “Wears sensible shoes”
I’m “wears sensible shoes”
I do, in fact, keep my hands in my pockets, carry plenty of spare change, drink my Scotch neat, and wear sensible shoes… but I’m a soprano, not a contralto, so it stands to reason that I’m only bisexual.
Loki is the Philosopher King 