- He and Rocket just spend the whole time talking shit about everyone and being assholes. Rocket thinks he’s fucking great. Everyone else not so much.
- He and Nebula disappear sometimes and have sibling bitchfests.
- Groot kinda reminds him of Hogun and he tells him as much. Groot responds…. predictably.
- He delights in the fact he knows just enough about midgardian pop culture from Barton to ruin Star Wars prequels for Peter, who seriously considers the merits of shoving this guy out of an airlock.
- Gamora can’t stand him until one day she and Nebula are talking about killing Thanos and he walks in and is like WHERE DO I SIGN UP FOR THIS MADNESS BECAUSE THIS IS THE CHAOS BULLSHIT I AM HERE FOR.
- seriously just fucking thanos’ shit up with nebula and gamora and then going to Knowhere and getting blitzed together and he accidentally jotuns out at one point and Peter’s like, who cares, my foster-dad was blue, nebula’s blue and she’s kinda terrible, but whatever. terrible blue people are a thing in my life, no big.
I just want to boop this A+ excellent perfect headcanon right on its adorable little nose.
I wrote a little vignette about Loki and Rocket being assholes together as a prompt fill. I can definitely see them getting along.
Loki is the Philosopher King 