Taika Waititi: Tom, can I talk to you for a second?
Tom Hiddleston: Of course, go for it.
Taika: Alright so I love the whole Shakespeare villain thing you’ve been doing for Loki, but I have an idea.
Tom: Right?
Taika: Hear me out, alright? Get this. So, we do the whole narcissist thing again, but this time he’s Jeff Goldblum’s bitch.
Tom: I’m listening.