portraitoftheoddity:

portraitoftheoddity:

SAD POST-RAGNAROK THOUGHT:

Volstagg had kids. 

(What happened to them? Are they okay? Did they die too? Did they make it off and are they now fatherless (orphaned?) space refugee babies? Is Thor gonna have little ducklings following him around as Uncle Thor is the most familiar adult to survive? Do they know what happened to their papa?)

Ok, my new headcanon is that Volstagg’s daughter Hilde not only survives, but decides Valkyrie is her new mom/sister/mentor/everything. To Valkyrie’s horror. She tries to argue that she isn’t a role model, hell, look at how much she drinks – and Hilde points out her pa used to be able to chug a whole cask of mead in one go, obliterating her arguments and persisting as only children can until Val finally gives up and FINE, OKAY, YOU KNOW HOW TO HOLD A SWORD, KID? NO? WELL YOU’RE GONNA LEARN! – And pretty soon she has this little shadow she’s training to be a wee adorable badass, to everyone’s mixture of delight and dismay. 

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