The signs as Spencer Shay quotes

Aries: “I won this fancy new bike and you didn’t! How do you jerks like me now? Oh, I’m out of control!” [Spills the girls’ fudge ball table over] “Oh jeez, I’m sorry! Ohhhhh!”
Taurus: “Well, I’m cooking, I’m cooking things, cooking things for people to eat, I’m cooking, I’m cooking things, things that people will chew.”
Gemini: “I would, [loan you my video camera] though I can’t, [because] I made it into a squirrel.”
Cancer: [Cops are at front door and Carly calls] “I am in the bathtub!”
Leo: [What size dress do you wear?] “Ten, why?”
Virgo: “Like when you break up with them, they do not like it when you ask out their sisters. That will get you a fork in your arm.”
Libra: “I was [going to the art museum]. Until I fell asleep on the bus, and woke up in Vancouver!”
Scorpio: “Hey, little sister and her two friends who never seem to hang out at their own homes.”
Sagittarius: [Stares into camera, silently eating a bowl of cereal]
Capricorn: “I read online that they keep the frozen head somewhere deep in the bowels of Dingo studios.”
Aquarius: “Don’t worry, Toasty. Soon you’ll be back and ‘butter’ than ever.” [Pauses in revulsion] “Thank God no one heard that.”
Pisces: [Describing the beavecoon] “Yay long, yay wide, head of beaver, rump of raccoon.”