tony at the end of every avengers mission talking to thor and steve all heart-eyes like “thor??? you’re staying right???? captain??? you’re also staying???? i’ll throw us a party. you’re staying right??? you’re staying. are you staying??? you should stay. right??? that seems like a good idea so you’re staying aren’t you???”
tony @ bruce like “literally come live with me i have ten floors of pure science to share and”
tony @ clint like “i already took care of your entire medical treatment and i called in a doctor straight from korea and also drink this green smoothie. my bots made it but i picked this lidded cup and straw personally”
tony @ natasha like “[blasting AC/DC] hello base this is Shellhead ™ did you miss me. over. no nat i do NOT sound like i’ve been crying i’m actually always Fine”
help me tony loves them
Tony @ Nick Fury “I don’t want to join you boy band but I have an entire tower ready for them and I’m building you better tech to see monitors without turning or hurting your eye and I am not emotional Nick, stop it, I just (clenched fist) am happy that you’re not dead and I did NOT call my teammates my friends or hate myself because I saw all of them dead and myself alive.”
Tony @ Sam “You don’t have to trust me or like me but here you go, have a pet drone that matches your skill and will act as your AI”
Tony @ Maria Hill “Oh okay you don’t like me but please work with me, and come to my party, Maria stay back for the afterparty and relax but don’t call me boss, that’s Steve, please call him boss, I’m not your boss.”
Tony @ Peter Parker “I’m not your dad and you’re definitely not my kid, but I’m building you all this suit with over 300 web combinations and your own ai. I’m not checking up on you ever five minutes that’s what Happy’s for, No Rhodey I’m not listening to all of his voice messages fuck off!”
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Loki is the Philosopher King 