Thor: we can join forces and fight Hela together!
Odin: Oooh yeah I’d love to but I think I hear your mother calling me so I should probably go see what she wants
Loki: I don’t hear anything.
Odin: oops there it is again
Thor: father no one is calling your name
Loki: the only person talking is you
Odin: must be something urgent I should probably leave immediately
Loki: THIS is something urgent….are you just making this up to get out of confronting a problem you created.
Odin: she’s practically yelling now
Friggas literal ghost: Odin stay there and fix your shit
Odin: *disappearing* I gotta go. So sorry. Can’t be helped.
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Loki is the Philosopher King 