A series of fake numbers to leave behind.
1-888-447-5594 – Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.
605-475-6968 – Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy
888-276-6760 – The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!
866-740-4531 – Only responds with “I am Groot”
206-569-5829 – Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.
Stay safe, people.
Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.
309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme
Evangelation
There’s also
855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?
This is wonderful
So I called the first rejection hotline up there, and as it started ringing, I thought, “Oh shit, what if this is someone’s number?” Luckily, it’s in South Dakota, where it is NOT 1145pm so I would hopefully not be waking someone up…..
It was the rejection hotline. It was cute.
Actually, maybe don’t give the creep the number for the KKK info hotline. That might not end well.
Loki is the Philosopher King 